Due to a rogue robot invasion from the outer reaches of our known galaxy, Nuclear Blast’s information technology was hijacked earlier today and a press release erroneously announced that Pennsylvania’s dirty groove rock quartet CROBOT had signed a worldwide deal with Nuclear Blast Records. This is incorrect, as the band is signed domestically to Wind-Up Records and is only licensed in Europe to Nuclear Blast.
“It was like something out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon,” states Metal Mission Control public relations specialist Loana dP Valencia. “First, they telepathically entered my mind searching for where I was hiding the Illudium P.U. 36 Explosive Space Modulator, and then they paralyzed me with a ray gun. While one took over my computer, another asked about the new MESHUGGAH album. It was bizarre, but I’m sure Carl Sagan and NASA would’ve been thrilled.”
We repeat: CROBOT are not signed to Nuclear Blast in North America; however, their new upcoming album is, in fact, licensed to Nuclear Blast in Europe. They are happily & domestically signed to Wind-Up Records.
It is uncertain why Nuclear Blast’s Los Angeles office was targeted today. It is also currently unknown if the rogue robot invasion involved other heavy metal record labels.
More news as it unfolds.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming of the classic 1953 Merry Melodies cartoon, “Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century.”
The following promotion is the reason for this new message. Apologies if any inconveniences have been caused.
“It was like something out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon,” states Metal Mission Control public relations specialist Loana dP Valencia. “First, they telepathically entered my mind searching for where I was hiding the Illudium P.U. 36 Explosive Space Modulator, and then they paralyzed me with a ray gun. While one took over my computer, another asked about the new MESHUGGAH album. It was bizarre, but I’m sure Carl Sagan and NASA would’ve been thrilled.”
We repeat: CROBOT are not signed to Nuclear Blast in North America; however, their new upcoming album is, in fact, licensed to Nuclear Blast in Europe. They are happily & domestically signed to Wind-Up Records.
It is uncertain why Nuclear Blast’s Los Angeles office was targeted today. It is also currently unknown if the rogue robot invasion involved other heavy metal record labels.
More news as it unfolds.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming of the classic 1953 Merry Melodies cartoon, “Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century.”
The following promotion is the reason for this new message. Apologies if any inconveniences have been caused.
 Yeah, these road dogs are crisscrossing the States right now, headed toward the nearest open field of crop circles for stargazing sessions and worshiping the great unknown. Check for current tour dates on CROBOT’s official Facebook page. Watch CROBOT’s latest video “Nowhere To Hide” on YouTube: http://youtu.be/0tBeZUjmp6Y Visit CROBOT online at www.CROBOTBAND.com Like: www.facebook.com/CROBOTBAND Follow: twitter.com/CROBOTBAND Watch: www.youtube.com/CROBOTBAND Nuclear Blast Records press release. | Hailing from the coal region of Pottsville, Pennsylvania, old-souled dirty groove rock quartet CROBOT have signed a worldwide deal with Nuclear Blast Records. “We're honored to have Nuclear Blast as the international wind beneath our beards,” states CROBOT vocalist Brandon Yeagley. “With bands like GRAVEYARD, SCORPION CHILD, ORCHID, and KADAVAR on their roster, Nuclear Blast is the perfect place for CROBOT to nest." The band will work with acclaimed producer Machine (CLUTCH, LAMB OF GOD) on their upcoming Nuclear Blast debut, due out this fall. Bound by their “Always. On. Tour.” oath, CROBOT have spilled their heavy riffs & sweat on stages at this year’s SXSW Music Festival in Austin, Texas and across the country while touring with CLUTCH, SCORPION CHILD, TRUCK FIGHTERS, and THE SWORD. CROBOT are: Brandon Yeagley – Lead Vocals & Harmonica Bishop – Guitars & Vocals Jake Figueroa – Bass Paul Figueroa – Drums |
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