Upon opening their Facebook page the first thing I noticed was the things we have in common: Napalm Death, Cannibal Corpse, Gwar, and Devin Townsend, Slayer and Dying Fetus. Next thing I noticed was the above promo for their latest effort, a 37 track effort dubbed 'Erections at an Animal Autopsy' all entirely Free. At a time when major label metal acts keep bitching about 'the young generation' not respecting music and not buying records, saying that pretty soon there will be no more music; Abörted Hitler Cöck are giving it away for free with a big smirky smile on their two headed face. In response to the whining of the major label metal acts, I quote Necrobutcher: "Well Fuck Them, you know? Who the fuck are they?" These guys are a monument to originality and the concept of 'music by the people for the people'. These guys clearly have a deep love and understanding for Grindcore, because all the elements are present. 5 second songs? Check. No song hitting the 2 minute mark? Check? Brutal, to the point attack on morality? Check. Clever audio samples? Yup. Outstanding musicianship, and making a played out genre sound new and exciting? Check And Check.

These guys have more then done their homework and are not afraid to show where they come from. I can hear the underground influence of early Napalm, I can hear the brutality of early Corpse, and I can hear honest and unfiltered hate all done with a hint of tongue in cheek a la Gwar. These guys are Monty Python on alien steroids with guitars coming to do nothing short of rape and pillage our boring lives. I mean to say that humor is very evident through out the album with such samples as 'I left my baby in the toilet' ext. In my opinion, this is exactly what Grindcore should be all about, quality music, and an attitude that doesn't take itself too seriously. Above all music is suppose to be fun, and unfortunately metal has become a genre drenched with 'grim and trve' attitudes which totally take the joy out of the experience. In my books, I'm placing these guys right up there with Torsofuck and Anal Cunt. G G Allin would also definitely approve. But don't take my word for it, check out the 14 minute masterpenis for yourself.

Check out Abörted Hitler Cöck at:
http://youtube.com/abortedhitlercock
http://www.myspace.com/ahcmetal
http://www.twitter.com/axhxcx
http://www.printfection.com/abortedhitlercock -Shirts, Beer Glass's ext.

Once again, the album is available for FREE from the band, so NO EXCUSES....Download it, or get your dick aborted. 
 
-Ian Rose for Metal Master Kingdom